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5 Weird and Embarrassing Moments I’ve Been a Part Of ☠️

Like the one time I somehow ended up mistyping sec as…

Set. Obviously. What did you think?! Dirty minded people 👀.

Hey Pals!! So, we’ve all been part of weird incidents. I, for instance, have been part of several of them, and that’s caused me to be severely humiliated. While these aren’t things I’m necessarily proud of, they still make for a good laugh and so I decided to share with you a not-so-small dose of my weirdness (as if you need more of it). Without further ado, let’s get started!


1: Drinking Water in Class is Not Good for your Reputation

There’s this really intelligent guy in my new coaching, and at one point he kind of became like a source for jokes in our group. Every time one of my friends had a doubt in a subject, we would be like- “go ask him, that way we can be friends with him.” Lol yeah. So I was really hoping I could be friends with him even though it seemed pretty unlikely. So what happened was this one day he was sitting on the bench next to mine and I was like- omg yay 🤩.

Until clumsy stupid me somehow ended up spilling water from my bottle all over him 🙂.

It 🙂 was 🙂 so 🙂 embarrassing 🙂, I 🙂 can’t 🙂 even 🙂-

To be fair, it spilled more over me than over him, but I’m pretty sure that it didn’t make a very good first impression. You know you didn’t exactly have a great first moment with somebody if it begins with- I’m sorry 😑.

At least the worst didn’t happen. I thought he would forever try to sit as far away from me as possible but suprisingly, that didn’t happen. Hopefully he’s forgotten the whole thing. I choose to consider it a bad dream ✌️.


2: Stalking People on Instagram can be Hazardous

This one time I was scrolling through some old posts of this guy friend of mine…and yeah, that sounds creepy and stalkery but I was bored and it was the holidays. Everything was fine until…I ended up accidentally liking one of his year old pictures ☺️.

And while it already is a big deal in itself, it’s even more humiliating when the said guy loves to flaunt about how much girls love him, and he was already under the impression that I had a crush on him (I TOTALLY DIDN’T!). I figured if he had gotten the notification he would waste no time in telling people- “heyyy, see this girl is in love me, bwahaha!!”

I disliked the post as quickly as I could but I have no idea if he saw it or not.


3: Growing Plants Becomes a Disaster

This one time in seventh standard, me and my best friend did something pretty reckless and stupid. Our school had put up plants all around the statue of Jesus Christ and they looked pretty good. One day when the school got over, we were walking past it and one of us randomly joked to go to the Principal and ask if there’s a chance we would be allowed to take one home. The weird thing was even though it was a joke, both of us somehow agreed and ended up knocking at the door to the Principal’s office 💀.

I’m thinking if there’s a possibility somebody had slipped some wine in our bottles or something because that was, for sure, the dumbest thing we’ve ever done. And that says a lot because we do dumb stuff like every single day. Thankfully, some other teacher answered us and we were saved from embarrassing ourselves in front of the Principal. Instead we ended up telling her we wished to talk to the Principal to take home a plant 🙂. She ushered us away looking like she thought we had lost our braincells.

The next day she told our class teacher what had happened…who didn’t exactly scold us, but it was obvious from the way she talked to us that she clearly thought that we had lost our senses as well. Yeah, that was pretty weird. I mean we did act like total dorks! I can’t believe how juvenile I was back then! Good thing I’m beyond that stupidity now. *says the person who’s still kinda upset that on top of getting scolded she also didn’t manage to get any plant, but you don’t need to know that*


So, these are all I can think of right now. I was hoping to make this list to five but I have to study 🤓…

On second thoughts, who cares about studies anyway? Moving on…

4: I have Trust Issues Because I Used to Believe in the Power of Autocorrect

A veryyyy long time ago, I was reading somebody’s blog. I wasn’t exactly friends with them. I was just exploring. So, I enjoyed the post and was commenting something. In the comment I also said- nice post. Without cross checking if there were any typos in the comment, I posted it. Only later did I realise that I had typed “piss” instead of “post” 😳.

I was so scaredddd!! And the fact that you can’t even delete a comment on somebody else’s post 😭. I ended up posting two other comments saying how sorry I was and how it was just a very bad typo while at the same time, googling the definition of the word in the hope of magically finding a meaning that I had previously not known (there, obviously, wasn’t one). But either she never saw my comments, chose to purposesfully ignore them, or even better, trashed them thinking of me as a total freak, because she never responded and I never got to know.

Or maybe she blocked me 🙂. Can you even do that on WordPress!? I don’t know, I never saw her active much, maybe she had quit blogging and never saw the comment.

Though I would’ve prefered if she had seen it and just wrote back- “haha, happens” instead of giving me what was pretty close to a myocardial infarction (which btw, is just me flaunting that even though I haven’t taken biology in 11th, I know the technical term for heart attack, heh).


5: Trying to Get Teachers Removed Is Fun but Risky

This one too happened back in seventh standard. That was pretty much the favourite year of my life so far. We had this new teacher whom everybody disliked- Poonam Ma’am. She didn’t teach all that great, and she was always scolding children. At that time, our school used to have a Suggestion Box, where students were apparently allowed to put suggestion after writing them on a slip of paper. Me and two of my other friends were bold enough to sit on the front seat in Maths class and make chits about how we want to get Poonam Ma’am removed 😶.

And we were having so much fun omg (I know that sounds purely evil, but it is what it is 😂). I mean, we wouldn’t have actually submitted the slips but it was fun to write all that. We were chuckling and giggling when the teacher, as is obvious, caught us.

I quickly tore the piece of paper I was writing on. She called us to see what we had written and my other two friends hadn’t torn their slips so damn, that was a disaster for sure! I thought we were done for! I was on the verge of thinking how many people would attend my funeral when somehow, miraculously…she released us?

Not that she was holding us hostage or anything, but she didn’t give us a good scolding, she just told us not to do such kind of stuff in class and focus on studies. The best thing, however, was that next day, the Cabinet members of our school actually came in our class and asked us to submit feedbacks and complaints regarding anything by writing them on a slip of paper. And I, to this date, believe that it was because of our outstanding stupidity that we were able to get that privilege 😎.


Haha 🙂.

That’s it! Thanks for reading. I hope people don’t start looking at me as if I’m an alien now. I mean, being an alien would be cool but still 👀. Anyway, let me know something weird and embarrassing that’s happened to you, down in the comments! 😀

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82 thoughts on “5 Weird and Embarrassing Moments I’ve Been a Part Of ☠️

  1. NEHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭 GHEWRHGSADHGSAHGSDAGHV YES OBVIOUSLY YOU MISTYPED IT AS SET 👀 100% BELIEVE YOU 👀 and also omg AM SO PROUD OF THE I-WANT-A-PLANT-AND-AM-GOING-TO-ASK-THE-PRINCIPAL-IF-I-CAN-STEAL-ONE-FROM-THE-SCHOOL PART!!! sorry you didn’t get one though BUT ALSO YOU’VE MADE ME DESPERATE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT NOW, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS NEHAL????? 😭
    ANYWAY, DID I MENTION I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS POST AND WAS LAUGHING AT EVERY TWO SENTENCES???? IT’S ALL PERFECTION AND NOW I REMEMBER HOW MUCH I’VE BEEN MISSING YOUR POSTS *sobs*

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    1. ANOUSHKA!!! CAN I JUST SAY YOUR COMMENT MADE MY DAY?! 😭
      You have no idea how much it means to me! I’ve been able to write such a post after so long, it seems a miracle I even managed it! The slump was killing me. But aah, so glad to know you enjoyed it!
      And yes, I, being the very innocent girl that i am, was totally typing set 😇.
      And bwahaha, yeah that was a pretty reckless thing we did! You should try it too…or not 😂.
      Thank you so so much!!! 🤩♥️

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  2. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    OH MY GOD, NEHAL, THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF YOUR BEST POSTS EVER!!! 🤩😂🤩 Seriously, I cannot stop laughing! Particularly at number 4 – I don’t even know what I would’ve thought if some weirdo had commented that on my blog 🤣

    I do think it sounds reasonable that you wanted to take a plant home with you, though. After all, plants are pretty and need all the love! 🥰🪴 I really don’t see why that should’ve been a problem 😜

    And as for my own embarrassing stories – I’ve already told you about the great swimming incident where I got tangled in a pool divider during a swim meet, and nothing has ever managed to top the embarrassingness of that, thankfully 😇 Although minor awkward incidents occur to me on pretty much a daily basis 😅

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    1. Thankssss so muchhh!!!! I wrote such a post after such a long while 🤩. It feels good! And omg yeah, that was so embarrassing, not to mention she never responded 😭.

      And I know right!! My school teachers should have been understanding enough to give us a plant 🙂. Hmph!

      Ohhh that swim meet incident 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That was hilarious 🤣. It surpasses all of the embarrassing stuff I know. And yeah, minor embarrassing stuff happen so often 😂.

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  3. Omggggg, stalking Instagram as is so funny and something I’m SO guilty of 😂 Sometimes you just wanna know what’s going on, and it’s not your fault their account is public 😂

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  4. OKAY YES AUTOCORRECT IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME (after Grammarly). I make a LOT of typos, Only a few people in this whole multiverse understand the alien language I write when autocorrect is not with me. I understand how you feel in that

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      1. well we all have different experiences. Plus I myself have been in situations when perfectly good words got changed to alien languages. But my rocky language deff needs autocorrect

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  5. Lolol this was so funny!! My most embarrassing moments are when I over share stuff with people I only half know, and they look at me like I’m very weird.
    Autocorrect is a blessing but I get so used to it sometimes I forget that it doesn’t work on the computer like it does on my tab.
    I don’t have an Instagram but I’m definitely guilty of stalking people on twitter😅😅😅😂

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    1. Omg sad 😂😂.
      I feel like I type faster on laptop for some reason, lol. Autocorrect isn’t so bad though. Just not trustworthy enough.
      My Instagram account is also currently disabled 😂. Lol good to know I’m not alone in stalking! ☠️

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  6. Hahahahaha.
    That stalking and liking old photos done that and even worse. I stalked this guy a lot and found out about his ex also through my stalking. On the date, he mentioned his ex and this trip they went on. And I was like – Bali or Sri Lanka? And I was like fuckkkk and he was like whaaaaat? Thankfully he found it funny 🙈🙈

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    1. Omgggg i can’t believe he found it funny 🤣🤣. I would’ve thought it weird lmao. But lol, good to know I’m not the only one whose stalking people. I think stalking is something people just naturally do now without even realising.😂

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  7. I am so much guilty of stalking people- idk why I just enjoy doing it. And it’s like I find a new celebrity to love, and then I see they don’t have a bazillion posts and I am like – WHY WHY WOULD YOU DEPRIVE ME OF THIS JOY

    *Pretty sure people are gonna consider me a psychopath after this awesome comment*

    Great post though! Loved reading it!

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  8. “Nice piss”
    LMAO THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER! I WANNA TRY THESE FOR NO REASON AT ALL. I AM GONNA SPILL WATER OVER A PERSON!!
    I WILL GO AND ASK THE PRINCIPAL IF I CAN GO AND TAKE THE SCHOOL GREENBOARD HOME, IT’S KINDA THE SAME THONG (WHYYY DID I WRITE THONG, I MEANT THING. BELIEVE ME)☠️
    There was this one time I was messaging okaysies and instead i wrote okay die.

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    1. I know right! 😂 You should definitely spill water over someone. It’ll make you look like a complete idiot though so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
      Thong 😂.
      And omg poor whoever you told to die 🤣🤣.

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  9. Never have I ever laughed so hard on a post before, this is pure diamond (cause gold can’t cut it)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    I guess everyone’s got trust issues when it comes to autocorrect. Even though it guarantees you some proofreads before texts, it’ll REFUSE to acknowledge local slang, ya know what I’m saying?? I know my phone and laptop have both given up on me whenever I type something on them 😅
    We’re all guilty of stalking people on Insta or Twitter, because there’s a clear lack of juciness in our current situation and we NEED info, lol.

    Great post once again, btw!

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    1. Aaah, that’s such a nice compliment, thanks so much!! 🤧

      And I know right?!??!! The number of time autocorrect has helped me gets undershadowed (is that a word?) by the number of times it’s lead me right into trouble.
      Yess our pathetic boring lives need gossip 🤭.

      Thanks so much, Ss!!

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  10. NEHAL VERY DIRTY OPENING SENTENCE I MUST SAY MWAHAHHAHA, AND IT WAS SET SURE 👀👀👀
    and omg the spilling water one must’ve been so embarrassing BUT IT’S SO FUNNY TO READ SORRY LOL 😂😂
    the amount of times that’s happened to me on insta is INSANE,, and it’s especially awkward if it’s a really old photo too- 😭😭😭
    AHHH THE PLANT ONE IS HILARIOUS, hope you get one of those plants someday 😈
    AUTOCORRECT IS SO UNTRUSTWORTHY 😭😭 either it’ll correct it to something totally different or it won’t even work at all –
    LOVE THIS!

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    1. It totally was set and not what your dirty mind thinks 👀👀👀.
      🙈 Yes ik it was embarrassing but it’s okay that you enjoyed reading it lmao. That was the intention.
      And i know right?!? Gives a mini heart attack 😂.
      We never did get the plants tho 😭😭😭
      Yess autocorrect doesn’t know how to do its job well 😭.
      Thanks so much!!!

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  11. the amount of times I’ve spilt water on people is just sad man. 😃✋ AND THE PLANT STORY LMAO- it’s very unfortunate that you never got a plant. 😔 I will forever mourn this tragedy.
    anyway. love this post. 😂👍

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  12. I once tried to get a teacher removed and also got caught. My classmates who also participated in it left me to bear the brunt because apparently the letter was in my writing 😂😂. It wasn’t funny back then but now I guess it is.

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  13. Wow i loved this post sm!! It was so fun to read! Good to know that I’m not the only one who embarrasses herself all the time! I embarrass myself all the time still i cannot remember one incident i can share here. That’s why it took me so much time to comment lol

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