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Reacting to your ideal crushes ‘cuz I have loads of better things to do with my time but I’m just too lazy ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Hey Pals!! So, remember I asked embarrassed y’all into telling what your ideal crush would be like? Today, I’m gonna be reacting to them! For anyone who missed out the post but wants to comment can still do so, click the link here.

Note: This is in the order I received the comments. The italicized words show what the commenter has said, and the rest is mine.

That being said, let’s do this!!

Riya @ Hmmm…

I dont know/care about the looks… but should definitely have brown eyes.
And a crazy person with a sweet heart.

Well, glad to know the first comment turned out to be so…ahem, interesting ๐Ÿ™‚. Just kidding. I don’t mind that. I am just wondering what you mean by crazy here, because as far as I know, loads of people have loads of different definitions for this word. I mean, I think I’m crazy so…๐Ÿ˜.

Riddhi @ Whispering Stories

You know who my ideal crush is ๐Ÿ˜‰.

But still, hereโ€™s mine:
1. They should be moderately to highly pretty. Like I am sorry, but canโ€™t deal with male pattern baldness and stuff. Brown eyes are preferred over blue ones. If itโ€™s a guy, must be taller than me. And please, they must have a good dressing sense.
2. I prefer non-readers over readers, but I donโ€™t mind readers, if they pull me out the house. They must be funny, sarcastic, loyal and honest. And of course, they should be able to handle my moods and stuff, you know?

Yes, I do know your ideal crush is Kronos…um I mean, Kavinsky.

Now, that’s a my kind of a comment, gurl. Very relatable. Though I’m not one for eyes, but for some reason, the guy does need to be taller than me. And yes, non-readers! Non-readers would be so cool, I mean opposites attract after all.

Sam @ Diary of a Dreamer

1. I donโ€™t care about the clothes ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. Let them wear what they like! Apart from that, I guess tall, either spectacled or just good-looking without specs.

2. I like nerds! So definitely nerdy, the walking encyclopaedia kind ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. Mathematically gifted, clever sense of humour, wise, politically and spiritually awake and DEFINITELY miles away from boring! Okay with reader or non-reader.
One quirk I expect is, they should have an aversion to physical contact (coz I do ๐Ÿ˜…). They should love their personal space as much as I love mine.
I know, this is only about โ€œcrushesโ€, but it was still hard yet fun to think about!

I’m sorry for putting you through such a huge amount of thought process ๐Ÿ˜. I like your choice, by the way. Not many people say they want someone with brains, people go more for looks, so good going. But why the politically and spiritually awake? I’m just gonna assume that you are into religion. And wow, the aversion to physical contact is probably the best quirk I’ve received, I mean we are all over couples who can’t seem to leave each other alone… or are we ๐Ÿง?

Pooja Di @ Lifesfinewhine

My crush would have dark hair, green eyes, would wear jeans and shirts, would be kind of bad but with a good heart.

I appreciate the dressing sense of this guy. But wait a minute, why is this giving me Harry Potter vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚?

Sorry, I had to, I love this meme ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–๐Ÿป.

Ashmita @ the fictional journal

I have no idea what my ideal crush would look like so I am gonna humor u and make up some shit ๐Ÿ™‚:

Here goes-
Tall. But not taller than the tallest person. ๐Ÿ
Wears fishnets and heels (sth is wrong with me ๐Ÿ˜‚).
Purple-blue curly hair ๐ŸŒ.
Has like tons of piercings and tattoos but makes the lamest jokes of the century ๐Ÿค“.
His fav colour is neon green ๐Ÿ.
Sacred of ants ๐Ÿœโ˜ ๏ธ.
Has a mean competitive streak. ๐Ÿค–
He thinks he plays the guitar. Stress on the word โ€œthinksโ€ ๐Ÿ‘ฝ.
And yes, I will take your word on it. Has 1.75 inches fangs. Yep, I measured that. ๐Ÿฆท
And he likes cannibalism. ๐Ÿ’ฉ

What a sublime crush I have. ๐Ÿค“ Ik. ๐Ÿ™‚ Have fun reacting. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ™‚

Ahem, I um….ahem….

Omg, you’ve got to be kidding me! How could your ideal crush be everything I’ve ever wanted ๐Ÿ˜ญ?! My prince piercing, my knight in shining fishnets, the love of my ants and the cannibal of my heart. Oh, what would I not give for a tiny glimpse of those magnificent heels, and those enormous fags and those majestic tattoos. Oh, what would I not give to touch those delightful purple curls and cry over those fabulous jokes ๐Ÿ˜.

#thebestcrushcomment ๐Ÿ™‚

Riddhima @ Ahuja

Well, the most of all he should be hawtt and real romantic like I loveeeeeeee romantic gestures ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜, so yaa and of course Iโ€™ll not tell you all the DETAILS in a comment NEHAL JAIN! But ya, the above things I truly desire with all me heart ๐Ÿ‘€. And I quote, “it is something we have only seen in movies but please kaash wo movie sach hojayeโ€ ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

And now we got some juicy stuff ๐Ÿคฃ. I can see Riddhima was bursting to tell more but was restraining herself. Like I said, we here still aren’t sure if we want personal space or romantic gestures, so I will let you decide ๐Ÿ˜. And not just movies dude, books have the best guys too!! But yes, great comment!

Riya @ Riya’s World

Here goes the embarrassment: My crush should be hot asf! I want him to look very manly, idk if that makes sense. Uk muscular body but not very big body, puppy hair, clean shaved, just a bit taller than me. His personality should be: he should know how to respect women. How to respect me, and everyone. I want him to understand me so I can have all the types of talks with him. I want him to have a sense of humour, be strong willed because I canโ€™t handle another crying Riya ๐Ÿ˜‚. And this is not my crush, this I what I want my future husband to be ๐Ÿ˜‚. Crack jokes ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜.

He should have a charisma on me. His vibe should be different. When heโ€™s around me I should feel safe.

Uhhh this is so cringe. I never think about this stuff. I am just watch tvd (web series) and Damon (Ian somehalder) is my celeb crush. Iโ€™m describing him.

Damon Salvatore, huh ๐Ÿ˜?

Btw, can I just point out that our Riya here spelled ‘charisma’ as ‘Karishma’? I mean seriously, exactly how many Indian TV shows by Karishma Kapoor could your have watched to make such an error ๐Ÿคจ.

And to whoever Riya’s future husband will be, may the gods keep you in their blessings because boy does she have a lot of expectations!

I loved how she went all- he should be hot and I don’t care what anybody has to think about that. You go gurl ๐Ÿ˜Ž. Also, you want to feel safe around him, huh? Are you forgetting Damon was like the villain of the show in the first few episodes, and has even be described as bad for Elena by almost every single character in The Vampire Diaries? And you don’t get bad boys to respect you, Riya ๐Ÿ˜‚. They love you and would probably devour the entire mankind for you, but they don’t respect you, nuh-uh. But still, gotta say I’m impressed by your wishes.

Panna @ State Of Craze

Ok, my ideal type should have AWESOME, WONDERFUL, SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER, AMAZING, (all the synonyms of amazing) HAIR!!!!! Hair is super important! Like really really important. Doesnโ€™t matter if itโ€™s straight or curly. Or BLACK MESSY HAIR sounds amazing too. But it should be ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰. I donโ€™t really believe in โ€œopposites attractโ€ concept. So itโ€™s better if heโ€™s like me. Self-obsessed, dramatic, unpredictable, dry humour, selfish, โ€œmoneyโ€ oriented, a big goofball ๐Ÿ˜‚, wild, moody, naughty, a prankster, etc etc. He should read, listen and watch all my recommendations! Compulsory! He should prefer black clothes (like me) and eye color doesnโ€™t really matter. But I would like it better if itโ€™s to be black (like mine ๐Ÿ˜‚). He should be an Aquarian or Sagittarian. He should be good with mechanics (like uk, Leo๐Ÿ™ˆ) He should be good looking, and TALLER than me. Thatโ€™s it, I guess.

You guess?! You just pretty much gave all your unholy qualities to this nice guy and you saying that’s it? Oh, my poor baby ๐Ÿคง. It’s okay bacha (child), we’ll find someone for you, ignore our Panna here.

Okay, I’m done roasting you now ๐Ÿ™‚

Also dude, opposites attract is a true thing, I mean I believe in it, and it’s cool too, you can never get bored of the same thing, there’s always something new. And Leo, aah *sighs dramatically* AND YAY FOR BLACK MESSY HAIR, WE NEED THAT!! Also I just realized that we have the same eye color, so yay on that too!!

Rayna @ Ray’s Realm

HE MUST BE FUNNY. and smart. and loyal. He must definitely be sarcastic. and understand sarcasm. And dry humour. OH HE SHOULD BE A BOOKWORM. And like my โ€œrockโ€
and I donโ€™t care how he looks. Though Iโ€™d like warm brown eyes.
*retreats into the shadows waiting for you to say something about me being too young*

You are indeed too young to be thinking about such things, Rayndrop.

Happy ๐Ÿ™‚? You can come out of the shadows now.

But in all seriousness, this sounds like a very awesome guy. Simply described and yet so cool! I approve ๐Ÿ˜‡.

Sep @ Bookishly Yours

My ideal crush would be taller than me. And he needs to have jet black hair. He needs to have a passion for something, not necessarily books, but something. I do not care about eyes or eyelashes or stupid stuff like that. HE NEEDS A JAWLINE THO. He should understand my sarcasm, I mean, imagine if I was being sarcastic and he took it to be literal, that would be bad right? He needs to be humorous and kind and loyal. He also needs to respect females because Iโ€™m really big on that. He should be someone I can be myself around, you know? My complete wacky, crazy-loving self. Oh and he needs to know how to play the guitar. He should be unbothered with all my fictional crushes and he should know exactly what kind of romantic gestures I want by reading the books I love the most. For example, if he quoted me something from The Queenโ€™s Rise or Twilight or Kasie West or One of Us is Lying or To All The Boys I Loved before, I would be so happy. Scratch that, HE SHOULD READ THOSE TO QUOTE ME WITH BOOKISH CLICHE CUTE QUOTES.

Yes, this is what we want! Finally someone who cares about the jawline ๐Ÿ˜ญ. You just described the best guy that probably ever exists. Though I don’t want the guy to necessarily read the books I recommend or play the guitar, but I would love to know he’s passionate about something. But yeah, this was the most relatable comment… after the one by Ashmita, of course ๐Ÿ™‚.

Roshni @ It’s The Little Things

Well, my ideal crush should have deep ocean eyes, kinda thick/long eyebrows, dark kinda curly hair and HE SHOULD BE TALL, atleast taller than me. He should be funny, loyal, someone who understands me more than anyone else does, he should be honest to me and yeah, thatโ€™s all I want from a cRuSh.

Another simple one that sounds awesome! I approve ๐Ÿ˜‡.

Bad joke–

Why do I sound like a weird grandma who keeps telling the little kids which boy is best for them ๐Ÿค”? Never mind, forget I said that~

Christie and Claire @ I’m All Booked Up YA

Will Herondale is the ideal guy lol!

If only I had read The Infernal Devices ๐Ÿ˜ฉ.

Aanya @ The Sassy Slytherclaw

So he will have black eyes, midnight black, hair should be short but with a quiff, and should care about me a lot and be able to put up with my various mood swings and my obsession with reading books shouldnโ€™t matter to him, instead he should give me a shoulder to cry on when Iโ€™m sad AND he shouldnโ€™t be too arrogant, and should be able to tolerate my sarcasm, and basically Iโ€™ll be happy with whoever who is able to tolerate me IRL and still love me ๐Ÿ˜ but the perfect guy doesnโ€™t exist.

Hey, nobody is perfect. I’m sure perfect guys exist, you just haven’t found one. Though I must say I am not a fan of hair with a quiff, I’d rather settle for messy. But loyal, sarcastic and tolerable… Now that I think about it, your guy does sound too good to be true ๐Ÿค”.

Meg @ heyo, its meg

my ideal crush must be taller than me. like if they arent im sorry but no. they have to have an amazing sense of humor. not overly romanticโ€ฆ ig more like homies or something. definitely more bad than soft hearted. preferably a sagittarius or scorpio. hair is preferably brown, floppy, and a little bit wavy but not super. and honestly idc ab eye color.
also they should definitely play a sportโ€ฆ like soccer lacrosse or basketball.

Bad boy, huh, me likey ๐Ÿ˜

I loved how you were so condescending to the guys with short heights ๐Ÿคฃ. Hope you find your perfect baddie lacrosse player.

Hermione @ Book Review

So, my ideal crush must a bit taller than me, must have dark brown with a normal hairstyle not a weird looking one. The eye colour doesn’t matter that much. He must be a bit muscular but not like Hulk, should have interest in music (a guitarist ๐ŸŽธ would be perfect) and in science and space related stuffs. Any kind of quirks are alright. At last , must have a kind heart ๐Ÿ’œ.

This again, sounds very much like a wrap-up of what most people want in a perfect guy in this post. I like this guy, but I’m not sure about the good-in-science part because I am weirdly jealous of everyone who is good in science, not that I’m bad, but I don’t like it ๐Ÿคง.

Honorable mentions:

Thanks to the following people for their contribution to this post ๐Ÿ™‚:

Moi @ Definitely Moi ๐Ÿ™‚

Tiction @ Fictionally Crazy ๐Ÿ™‚

She was joking, obviously. But yeah, these guys are the best ๐Ÿ˜’.

That’s all I had for ya! I hope you enjoyed this post, we did have some fun now, didn’t we? Let me know what you thought of it down in the comments ๐Ÿ˜€.


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43 thoughts on “Reacting to your ideal crushes ‘cuz I have loads of better things to do with my time but I’m just too lazy ๐Ÿ™ƒ

    1. Btw, I guess Iโ€™m more spiritual than religious, but your assumption isnโ€™t entirely wrong. ๐Ÿ™‚ Iโ€™m a Hindu and personally, I wouldnโ€™t consider Hinduism a โ€œreligion.โ€

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  1. ๐Ÿ˜ฎthe first one!! *embarrassed to the power infinty* * and to another infinity*
    But this was really fun and interesting to read!!๐Ÿ˜
    ohh and i can see that u r crazy๐Ÿ˜ kinda what i am looking for๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ

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  2. I’m definitely shipping Rhiddi and Kronos now ๐Ÿคฃ Also, I’m totally with Sam and Rayna – the guy being smart and having a cool personality is way more important than looks! After all, I expect this guy to have deep mathy and literary conversations with me ๐Ÿฅฐ
    I think the best thing about this post were Moi’s comments and that Harry Potter GIF, though ๐Ÿ˜

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    1. Riddhi and Kronos would make an awesome pair ๐Ÿคญ.
      Oh yeah, I totally get your appeal for such a guy, he would provide a good audience to your thesis talks, the ones with people like me don’t understand ๐Ÿ˜‚.
      And lol yeah, they sure were! ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜†

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  3. Nehal, bro come and kill me. My typos are ridiculously annoying ๐Ÿ˜‚

    And yes Damon was bad for Elena but heโ€™d protect her always and he suck heroic vibes and yes heโ€™s like a bad guy but like so hot ๐Ÿฅต

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  4. Haha this was soooooo amazing! And such a creative idea! Well, my ideal crush type will be Kavinsky for sure, even Noah Centineo works๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคญ and man, Ian Somerhalder’s jawline is like everything a girl would see in him๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
    This was such a nice post, Nehal! I really loved reading it๐Ÿ’–

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