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A Letter To My “Present” Self πŸ‘€

Yo Nehaliya! What’s down (yeah, ‘cuz I earnestly believe that what’s up is highly overrated)?

I just realized it may not have been a good idea to have used the word Nehaliya there, but there’s no turning back now πŸ‘€. Should I be worried that I’m using an emoji in a letter? Nope ☺ (there goes another one).

Thank God, today is a good, happy-ish day for ya, or this letter would have been in very subdued tones. Except for the fact that I was told something so shocking that I found myself saying, “my life IS a lie,” it was an overall good day. I mean, hello, you can’t just go around dropping bombs like nobody ever reached the Moon and expect me to take it with a polite nod and a friendly chuckle now, can you πŸ™‚?

I’m not kidding, by the way… πŸ˜— According to sources, I can tell you exactly what makes me believe that no one ever reached the moon (as life-threateningly shocking that it is). Videos were leaked of Neil Armstrong and the like “shooting” that they were on the Moon. Earlier, a Russian had written this book- we never went t— but that’s not what we’ll talk about here. This is for a whole different post/debate, I don’t want people judging and unfollowing.

Moving on, Nehal, I think you should go and study History, you’ve been finding excuses not to do so since yesterday. Come on!! 😀

Okay, so it’s 10:47 pm here, you’ll study it after 3 minutes πŸ˜„. You do realize my eyes are burning!

I just realized that this whole concept of “you” and “I” is very confusing, to put it lightly.

Let me play a sweet, “decent” song, hold up.

*Dame tu Cusita starts playing in the background*

That’s better, isn’t it ☺?!

Okay, so…where was I? Oh yeah, we were talking about moons and conspiracy theories….no wait, we had moved on. We were talking about his🌳. I love history. I love reading about our world in times so different from ours. I don’t get why people don’t enjoy reading about bombs dropping and millions of people dying tragic deaths, or Gandhi Ji leading India to rebel against the British, with a non-violent movement that leads to lakhs of people dying πŸ˜ƒ. Aah, the bliss I feel reading about these beautiful events….*sighs*

*the clock strikes 10:50*

πŸ˜•

Looks like I’ll have to bid thee farewell, my dearest, awesomest, cutest, and the world’s most genius evil mind, Nehal. Sending loads of sarcasm and snarky retorts your way. May God keep thee in his curses πŸ˜‡…uh, I mean blessings.

Your most dazzling self,
Nehal.


So not a narcissist πŸ™„. I just read your letter, Nehal, and ugh gurl, you seriously need some skills from a pro *cough me cough cough*

Credit, as well as thanks, go to Panna @ A Tomboy’s Attic for suggesting this amazing prompt! Thanks a ton, gurl, you’re a life-saver…even though I pretty much ruined the whole concept of the letter πŸ˜‚.

That’s all guys. I hope you enjoyed my attempt at writing a letter to me. Do let me know what you thought of it down in the comments, and if it made you laugh. Or smile πŸ˜€.

Ps- If you didn’t smile, gimme a big smile now….yes, now! Come on, come on, there’s nothing to lose.

*waits patiently while the reader smiles*

Seriously, how hard is it? I’m not asking you to google the number of muscles that stretch in a smile πŸ™„.

*the reader finally smiles*

Finally, you smiled! Thank you, you lazy-bean πŸ™„.

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62 thoughts on “A Letter To My “Present” Self πŸ‘€

  1. Haha I’m with you on the history part – I loved trading history books like they were novels. I’d read through it all even before we got to those chapters. But I hated being quizzed on stuff like which year and all. How can anyone be expected to remember 500,000,000 dates?

    But really cute letter. Also please tell what did you hear that made you feel like your life was a lie? Sounds very gossipy. *eats popcorn*

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    1. I know right! History books do feel like novels! That’s why I love historical fiction so much 😍. But yeah, learning dates is a pain in the butt πŸ˜’.
      Oh, I already mentioned in the letter πŸ˜‚. Something led me to believe that nobody ever reached the moon, and THAT made me say my life was a lie….guess you ain’t gonna get your gossip aftr all πŸ‘€

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    1. I’m glad it made you laugh. Also, sorry for the late response, the comment had gone to spam 😡🀧
      I generally need a lot of convincing to pick up any subject book πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. This was so cool πŸ˜‚ ! I was laughing since the very beginning…, good job with the letter Nehaliya πŸ˜—
    What makes you think that no one reached the moon ? For merlin’s sake πŸ™‚
    History πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ , what do I even say .., I find it interesting sometimes but duhhh, HoW dO oUR tEAcHerS ExpEcT uS To meMorISe iT All 😀
    EsPeCIally thOSe DaTeSsss
    I do this too lmao πŸ˜‚
    I would’ve started studying at 11 , I need a break right ? πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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    1. Yay, I’m glad you liked it…kripot πŸ˜†.
      Oh, LOTS of things make me believe nobody reached the moon πŸ˜‚. We should talk about that sometime.
      Yes, history is interesting, except for the dates!
      I don’t think you need a break πŸ™ƒ

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  3. Aww this is such a CUUUTE letter. I had a big smile on while reading it so you really didn’t need that disclaimer, I’m sure most people smiled/chuckled haha. Just like you, I’ve always believed that no one ever reached the moon and that it was all filmed. Back in those times, the US and the Soviet Union used to fight like jealous teenage girls, so the US wanted to prove to the world that they were better. Loved your sarcasm and signing off note too. πŸ˜€ Yay! I just read a very heartwarming letter! 🀍❀️

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    1. Aah, thanks so much, Sam! It means so much to me that you smiled reading this 🀩. And wow, I thought people would think of me as insane- someone who thinks nobody reached the moon? Glad to know you agree with me πŸ˜‚. And of course, so glad you likes my sarcasm! Once again, thanks a ton!! πŸ˜ƒ

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