10 Things I Can’t Live Without 😗

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY, GUYS!!

Hey Pals! Today, I’ll be sharing some things that I can’t live without, it’s a popular trend and I decided to jump right into it. Let’s get started then 😗:

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So here are 10 things I can’t live without:

1: My shoelace

Oh goodness, *shudders* I just imagined how life would be for me walking down the street without my shoelaces. The too lose shoes would cause my feet to slip out of them, I would fall face first on the road, and…and …😭😭… I don’t want to continue…and I’ll…I’ll get run over by the yellow bus from Mean Girls and….*gulps* I’ll die a tragic death 😭.

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2: The back of my pen

So, I have this disease I never had the courage to talk about 😧. I suffer from… from…. *gulps*…backpenophobia 😔. Just last night I was unable to sleep because I didn’t have my Flair pen to chew on while in Maths class 🤧. I bought a carton filled with Flair pens now, just in case I run out of them.

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3: My knees

As weird colored my knees are, I can’t imagine my life without my knees, I don’t want to be walking down the street and falling over on my kne– I wouldn’t even have knees to fall on to 😭, this sucks!! And so I would fall over my shins instead, and the Yellow Bus would again take the cue and do its “thang” 😞.

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4: Dant Kanti Toothpaste 👄

Baba Ramdev ki jai! 😍

To all my non-Indian friends out there…how could you possibly live without brushing your teeth with the brown-colored, tasteless, and so NOT foam producing toothpaste of Dant Kanti 😱. It’s the best thing ever! I owe my yellow enamel to it 🤧.

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5: My butter knife

How will I spread butter on my bread withou…*gasps* how will I spread jam on my bread without my precious precious knife, ahh! I mean, spreading it with my tongue would be bad now, won’t it 😳😒?

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6: The fourth leg of my chair

Once again, what will happen without that beautiful, life-saving fourth leg of my chair 😭. Life would become a living hell trying to sit on a three-legged chair and keep falling on my butt all the time 😩.

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7: My house’s broomstick

So imagine *says in subdued tones*, if the maid of our house didn’t come one day, my sister is too busy with office and my mom’s legs are aching with sciatica… I will be the only person who could help and broom the house, buy what if the broomstick is never to be found 😭, gone just like that 😭, crushed under the same Yellow Bus after I would throw it out of the house 😭.

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8: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Hands down, this is my favorite word 😍, my bae 😍, the ultimate love of my life 😍. Life without it as just as unimaginable as life without my broomstick. I love how it takes a second to pronounce it while all other words take eternities to spell 😒. This word owns my heart, can’t ever let it go 😌.

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9: Separators on WordPress

Did I never tell you just how much these separators mean to me!? Hear it now: I WOULDN’T BE ON WORDPRESS WITHOUT THEM. Thats how much I love them 🤩. Nothing can possibly replace separators. They are so unique-looking, and so gorgeous, aah just talking about them makes me swoon!

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10: The hooks behind my bathroom door

Do I need to explain why I love these too, how torturous can you be, guys, can’t you see it kills my soul to talk about them 😭!? Think for your self, where will I hang all my clothes??? In the usual habit, I would raise my hand and hang them, only to realize that they aren’t there, but too late, the clothes would’ve fallen down on the wet floor 😭👹. And hence the cycle would continue. And I would never get to wear dry clothes again 🤕.

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So, now you know 😔✋. My life has come undone and my deepest, darkest secrets have been exposed to the whole wide world. Any shred of dignity I had has been snatched from me. You know all my fears now. I have made myself vulnerable to this brutal world 😔.

Anyways 😞, I hope you enjoyed this post. Let me know your thoughts on the delicious Dant Kanti, down in the comments.

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