Posted in Ramblings

10 Things I Can’t Live Without ๐Ÿ˜—

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY, GUYS!!

Hey Pals! Today, I’ll be sharing some things that I can’t live without, it’s a popular trend and I decided to jump right into it. Let’s get started then ๐Ÿ˜—:


So here are 10 things I can’t live without:

1: My shoelace

Oh goodness, *shudders* I just imagined how life would be for me walking down the street without my shoelaces. The too lose shoes would cause my feet to slip out of them, I would fall face first on the road, and…and …๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ… I don’t want to continue…and I’ll…I’ll get run over by the yellow bus from Mean Girls and….*gulps* I’ll die a tragic death ๐Ÿ˜ญ.


2: The back of my pen

So, I have this disease I never had the courage to talk about ๐Ÿ˜ง. I suffer from… from…. *gulps*…backpenophobia ๐Ÿ˜”. Just last night I was unable to sleep because I didn’t have my Flair pen to chew on while in Maths class ๐Ÿคง. I bought a carton filled with Flair pens now, just in case I run out of them.


3: My knees

As weird colored my knees are, I can’t imagine my life without my knees, I don’t want to be walking down the street and falling over on my kne– I wouldn’t even have knees to fall on to ๐Ÿ˜ญ, this sucks!! And so I would fall over my shins instead, and the Yellow Bus would again take the cue and do its “thang” ๐Ÿ˜ž.


4: Dant Kanti Toothpaste ๐Ÿ‘„

Baba Ramdev ki jai! ๐Ÿ˜

To all my non-Indian friends out there…how could you possibly live without brushing your teeth with the brown-colored, tasteless, and so NOT foam producing toothpaste of Dant Kanti ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. It’s the best thing ever! I owe my yellow enamel to it ๐Ÿคง.


5: My butter knife

How will I spread butter on my bread withou…*gasps* how will I spread jam on my bread without my precious precious knife, ahh! I mean, spreading it with my tongue would be bad now, won’t it ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜’?


6: The fourth leg of my chair

Once again, what will happen without that beautiful, life-saving fourth leg of my chair ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Life would become a living hell trying to sit on a three-legged chair and keep falling on my butt all the time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ.


7: My house’s broomstick

So imagine *says in subdued tones*, if the maid of our house didn’t come one day, my sister is too busy with office and my mom’s legs are aching with sciatica… I will be the only person who could help and broom the house, buy what if the broomstick is never to be found ๐Ÿ˜ญ, gone just like that ๐Ÿ˜ญ, crushed under the same Yellow Bus after I would throw it out of the house ๐Ÿ˜ญ.


8: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Hands down, this is my favorite word ๐Ÿ˜, my bae ๐Ÿ˜, the ultimate love of my life ๐Ÿ˜. Life without it as just as unimaginable as life without my broomstick. I love how it takes a second to pronounce it while all other words take eternities to spell ๐Ÿ˜’. This word owns my heart, can’t ever let it go ๐Ÿ˜Œ.


9: Separators on WordPress

Did I never tell you just how much these separators mean to me!? Hear it now: I WOULDN’T BE ON WORDPRESS WITHOUT THEM. Thats how much I love them ๐Ÿคฉ. Nothing can possibly replace separators. They are so unique-looking, and so gorgeous, aah just talking about them makes me swoon!


10: The hooks behind my bathroom door

Do I need to explain why I love these too, how torturous can you be, guys, can’t you see it kills my soul to talk about them ๐Ÿ˜ญ!? Think for your self, where will I hang all my clothes??? In the usual habit, I would raise my hand and hang them, only to realize that they aren’t there, but too late, the clothes would’ve fallen down on the wet floor ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘น. And hence the cycle would continue. And I would never get to wear dry clothes again ๐Ÿค•.


So, now you know ๐Ÿ˜”โœ‹. My life has come undone and my deepest, darkest secrets have been exposed to the whole wide world. Any shred of dignity I had has been snatched from me. You know all my fears now. I have made myself vulnerable to this brutal world ๐Ÿ˜”.

Anyways ๐Ÿ˜ž, I hope you enjoyed this post. Let me know your thoughts on the delicious Dant Kanti, down in the comments.


Author:

Welcome to my site where I talk about all things bookish and from time to time, put my writing skills to test.

79 thoughts on “10 Things I Can’t Live Without ๐Ÿ˜—

  1. Dant kanti you kidding right ๐Ÿคฃ On the contrary I don’t like the taste of it but my ma says it’s healthy *sobs*๐Ÿ™ƒ
    Ikr , where would we be without the fourth leg of our chair๐Ÿ˜‚
    Good one there, Nehal!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. No, I’m not. Dant Kanti the ultimate best ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜
      Oh it’s healthier than books ๐Ÿ˜.
      We’d be on the floor, of course, regretting every thing we’ve ever done in our lives…lol
      Thanks a lot, Divi ๐Ÿ˜‚!!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYYYYYYYY โ™ฅ๏ธ
    Okay., quite a … umm ..: humourous post … Dant Kanti sucksssssss… Colgate is way better ….. and even I can live without the back of pen ….. dude have u ever tried eating the cap of a pen … itโ€™s also delicioussss
    I agree
    What will we do without our bathroom hangars ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    Where will we keep our uniform ??!? And where will we hang our clothes ? Imagine I drop my school uniform on the way florr and then have nothing to wear during class , and then I sit in my night suit ….and the teacher will remove me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    The fourth foot is sooooo necessary.. I cannot fall down every time and get laughed at ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

    1. No dude, Dant kanti is way too good for the understanding of mortals ๐Ÿ˜‡. I love dant kanti ๐Ÿ˜‡.
      And yes, cap of the pen is delicious ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜.
      I know right, hangars save our lives from utter humiliation ๐Ÿ˜ญ. We owe them so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป.
      I’ll be the first one to laugh…

      Like

  3. Happy friendship day!
    I agree with you on 6. By the way, instead of using you TONGUE to spread, you can easily use a spoon or fork. And I don’t like toothpaste at all, not colgate or Dant Kanti or any.
    You know, in this post, I was actually expecting chocolate and apples and books to come ๐Ÿคฃ It was something else completely ๐Ÿ™ƒ.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. I have never heard of Dant Kanti, but all I care about is that my toothpastes are mint and not “herbally” flavored. There’s this herbal toothpaste called Blendamed here that I can absolutely live without *shudders just thinking about it* And why are you chewing your pen in math class?! Pay attention and you might like math more! It deserves all the love! ๐Ÿฅฐ

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Herbally flavoured ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ oh donโ€™t worry, I chew pens on every class. If itโ€™s any consolation, Iโ€™ve started to feel that maths ainโ€™t thaaaaaaat bad after allโ€ฆat least not the maths we study in 10th.

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Arreee Nehuuu, dant kanti. All these people in the comments saying dant kanti is bad? We should start a dant kanti fan club.
    Agree on all the points Narwhale๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  6. omg thank god this post is sarcastic ๐Ÿ˜ญ i just use normal colgate lmao also ahhhh i remember once we went to indonesia for some math competition and this one guy in my group kept chewing at the back of his pen askdjfhdkfh it was SO annoying, pay attention in math, like naemi says!!! honestly, where would we be without the 4th leg on our chair ๐Ÿ˜‚ love this post ๐Ÿ’—

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I have a bad habit of chewing on my pen, Iโ€™ve been trying to get rid of it but then the temptation lurks in and I just let it be ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ. I do focus in maths class though ๐Ÿ˜‚. So glad you liked the post, Ahaana!!

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Ummmmm….wait DANT KANTI!!!!!! umm am gonna puke nononono literally u love that ….. umm anyways way too muchh sarcastic postt I think just stop dudee and literaly did u bring a carton of flair pens?? and I toh love butter knife!! heheheh

    Liked by 1 person

  8. DUDE DANT KANTI?????
    COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Also yeah legs of chair VERY important (mine has 6 ๐Ÿ™‚ I need all 6 of them)
    And pen cap dude thats unhealthy come on…..
    And a way to get rid of shoelaces, wear velcros or loafers, like we used to as kids ๐Ÿ˜€
    And yeah the most important thing is those hooks, otherwise the clothes will be wet ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    This was a really awesome post, but you already knew that!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Why the hell does your chair have six legs ๐Ÿคฃ?
      I know it’s unhealthy, but bad habit…
      Good idea, totally did not think of it ๐Ÿ™‚, I’ll buy some loafers.
      And no, I didn’t think it was awesome. I was actually marveling at how cringey my humor has gotten ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

      Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s