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A Letter From Your Maths Teacher

Disclaimer: This post is meant for fun, I am in no way trying to hurt or offend any teachers out there. In my heart, I hold respect for all teachers and this post is just humour I tried my hand at, no offence intended to anyone.


Dear students……..bear with me πŸ™‚.

Considering 40 minutes with me per day take away the purpose of saying “good morning”, I wouldn’t bother doing it. It’s not like I do not know how you all wish some “creative” things to happen to me so that I’m unable to attend your class, but being the very generous person that I am, I will pretend that I do not know.

Oh, by the way, for your final exam next month, the paper is going to be super hard, despite that I will tell you otherwise. The questions that are supposedly important will not be there. And to break all stereotypes, I do not make the paper so hard because I’ve fought with my wife. The mere reason I do it is that I love torturing kids πŸ™‚.

Oh yeah, I’m not scared to admit it. You wanna know why I hate y’all so much, here’s why:

You think I don’t know how you make fun of me and my beloved subject 😀. You think I have no idea why you all giggle when I say “sec” theetha in trigonometry πŸ™„. I mean, dirty minds do think alike after all, but still, it’s just a value! Get real kids, get rational (no pun intended)! Ha, see, I can joke too 😎.

Oh, by the way, do you seriously think I care about your silly “x”!? Cuz I freaking don’t. You think I’m an idiot that I refuse to answer your silly algebraic doubts by saying they are for “higher” classes, but actually, I’m just too lazy to answer them when they are so simple that I would not give them in the exam at all. In reality…

😎

*Meanwhile in the background, the children snicker at the ignorance of the teacher who has no idea of the double meaning behind what he just said*

All I care about is teaching you the most terrifyingly hard questions and then giving those same terrifyingly hard questions multiplied 62-7+84-65-21+75-36-80+8-10 times in exams (Oh yeah, you need to do the Math here, everything won’t be given to you on a silver platter πŸ™‚), cuz I’m just doing this job to get money and I might as well gain some pleasure seeing y’all’s pretty little faces crying during exam time.

Oh, and just when you think that you have, by some miracle, got good marks in your test, this is what I will do.

See, who says I don’t have a heart πŸ˜„!?

Oh wait, that’s you, isn’t it πŸ™‚? You think I don’t have a heart, you are the ones who say I am cruel an–

Oh wait, my wife is calling me, I gotta go…

*2 minutes later*

Oh no, she seems to be in a foul mood…

*3 minutes later*

Oh no, looks like we are gonna fight!

*20 minutes later*

*To prevent the post from becoming PG-13, the editor of this post has carefully removed the subsequent amount of cursing that follows*

*An hour later*

*another curse* Ugh, I am so angry 😑. Why does she hate me so much!? I mean, the person who suggested the joke that plants grow “square roots” in Maths class was so not me, now was it πŸ™„!? Is that something to fight about? I’m oh-so angry, ugh! I need to let this anger out….what do I do, what do I do!?….

….Oh, I know just what to do 😏😈.

*The next day*

The children have been given the very pleasing news by their teacher that their Maths Paper has been made…and it is going to be as easy as…pie…

No. Pun. Intended.

Yours torturously,
Mr X,
Your Maths Teacher,
From Sincostan Land of Rational Pies.


A big thanks and credits to Akshita @ akshita1776 for the inspiration. She is a blogger with the most creative mind when it comes to irony and humour in her stories, this post is inspired by her post: A Letter from Algebra. An amazing read, you must not miss it out!!

Once again, this post was in no way serious or criticizing to anyone. It was written just for fun. If you’re a teacher and was, in any way, hurt by this post, I sincerely apologize.

That’s all. I hope you enjoyed this post, my little attempt at it 😁. Let me know all your thoughts and criticism. Thanks once again to Akshita for the inspiration!


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99 thoughts on “A Letter From Your Maths Teacher

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what do I say , man it’s sooo cool πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. Hahahahah! Wow. Loved it!!! 🀣🀣
    Maths has always been my favourite subject but maths teachers are so so annoying. Our 11th STD teacher had this weird accent, so on the first day she was like we are going to learn SET theory and it literally sounded like sex theory. Me and my friend were like…what’s happening even? We sat there clueless listening to how “sex” theory is the crucial basis for our future life and wondering wtf was going on. 🀣

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    1. Thankss!!
      Oh goodness, that is extreme πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£. You must have had the time of your lives im sure πŸ˜†. We have suffered through the same thing with “sec” thetha lol.

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      1. My best friend and I used to sit together. We kept nudging each other and being like what is GOING on. Finally after half the class was over we asked the girls sitting in front of us and they were like – SET theory – and we were like ‘ooooooooh’. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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  3. Haha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I love maths. It’s my all-time favourite. But I loved this. Loved this, Nehal. Sincostan land! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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      1. No way. I am well into my career and I can’t seem to see any turn of events where I hate I’ll the one subject that’s the corner stone of engineering πŸ˜€
        So I’ll agree to disagree with you. Dhriti πŸ˜‰

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  4. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
    “I might as well gain some pleasure seeing y’all’s pretty little faces crying during exam time”. I totally agree to this. Math teachers torture us at every single possible way πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. That is exactly why I want to be a math teacher 😈

      In all honesty though, my favourite teacher in school has to be my math teacher. She’s patient with people, (Thank goodness) teaches the subject with passion and has a snarky, sarcastic side. I may have gotten the jackpot in the math teacher lottery 😌

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      1. I reciprocate 😈

        Fortunately enough, our maths teacher is just the opposite, and he seems to have special liking to the name “nehal” apparently, cuz he keeps asking me questions in every meeting πŸ™‚

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      2. What makes me the happiest is that , my teacher doesn’t know me , and she doesn’t ask questions…….. I mean she does., but not specifically to one child
        We just have to tolerate her 2 days a week

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      3. Wow πŸ™‚
        I won’t tolerate mine today , cuz I’ll switch on the camera , switch the side , and keep it on the table , and then I’ll sleep cuz I woke up at 6.15 πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚
        So I wish I had that class at 9, but unfortunately it’s at 10.20 πŸ˜‘

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  5. Nehal!
    I can’t πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I like math, but math hates me.
    One side love always fails, you know? But I always manage to pass with average marks πŸ˜‚

    Do one more of this kind with physics, Nehalji πŸ˜Œβœ‹πŸ»

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    1. Thanks di!!
      Omg lol, I hate maths so my grade keeps going up and down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
      Aah, sure, will try if I can come up with something good πŸ˜ƒπŸ₯°

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  6. This was too damn good! The savageness of the teacher is to high here 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Oh, and the exam is gonna be 10 times harder (the irony is that yours truly came here after finishing her maths exam today πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

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  7. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ haha, man you just made me laugh soo soo much. Yeah i remembered my time. I used to get really bad marks in maths. now I am pretty gud πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š hehe SOO RELATABLE

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  8. I throughly approve of all the mathematical puns in this! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š But, obviously, if you think your math questions are too hard, you’re either too simple-minded to solve them or haven’t tried long enough πŸ™‚ After all, after working on one math problem for my thesis for over a year now, I don’t see why my future students shouldn’t also have to invest that much time into the best subject that was ever created! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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    1. Is it weird that I had to read this two times before understanding? πŸ˜‚
      And *ahem* one math problem for a whole year!??? What kind of a monstrous question might that be?! 🀭

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      1. It’s about classifying number fields associated to hyperelliptic curves of genus two with points that all lie in a cyclic subgroup of their Jacobian πŸ˜‰ But I won’t blame you if you still don’t understand that after reading it more than two times – people’s eyes tend to glaze over the moment I start talking about my thesis, so I’m used to it πŸ˜…

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  9. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 that was hillarious. I am legit laughing like a maniac🀣🀣🀣
    Glad to have inspired theeπŸ˜‡

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  10. “It’s not like I do not know how you all wish some really creative things to happen to me so that I’m unable to attend your class, but being the very generous person that I am, I will pretend that I do not know.” OMG hahaha
    This post was hilarious, and the gifs and little tidbits between the ** just made it even better XD

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  11. You saw through every students torture! I just hope this is not how tomorrow goes. (I have maths exam tomorrow and just so UK our teacher also no good) Great if he never reads this post. (Please dont get offended)

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  12. I can’t relate to this. I was good student. Not good at math. But a good student πŸ˜‚ and to imagine my poor mom going through all this.

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